Dear Body.

It's time we had a little talk.
You see, coming up here real soon you will be forced to endure many of these



insane amounts of these



and hours and hours of this



I understand that you and I have never quite gotten along when it comes to exercise because, honestly, you suck at it. You've never been muscular and toned, you've never been able to run long distances, and even when paired with a physical trainer (aka Satan), you did not cooperate. I have been filling you with vegetables and protein and all that is good and healthy for you and have been dragging your butt to the gym, but you need to step it up.

Really.

For your own sake.
And for the sake of this really cute swimsuit that I just bought you.



Thank you, that is all.
Love, Kaitlin